Some of Murphy’s laws
Nobody listens until you say something wrong-
Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse-
-If you think education is expensive — try ignorance-
Mothers only offer advice on two occasions: when you want it and when you don’t-
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse-
Every solution breeds new problems-
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles-
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing-
All great discoveries are made by mistake-
New systems generate new problems-
Your mother is the only person that knows more about you than you know about yourself-
-If it’s stupid but it works, it isn’t stupid-
When the lights are out, all women are beautiful-
-Love is a matter of chemistry-
-Never argue with a women when she’s tired — or rested-.
-There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love-
-The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet-.
-Anything that can go wrong will go wrong-
-For a" TRUE" problem. There is no solution-
-Nothing is so bad….!!- because it will go even worse-
-You will get the chance in the most inappropriate moment-
Solving of the problem is on finding out the people who will solve it
-The older you are, the more you feel like a child around your mother-
The History doesn’t repeat but the historians repeat themselves
-If something gets cleaned….., something else will be spoilt-
-If something moves and is green=Biology; If something smells bad=Chemistry; If something doesn’t function=Physics-
You can’t fix something that it is not broken-
-Only a fool can repeat something that the other fool has done-
-Never tell your mother you have nothing to do. She can always find something-
-If its raining, or cold or both the bus will be late-
-The boss is always right-
-You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk-
If someone says he will do something "without fail", he won’t
…some ppl on’t even hezitate
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